Reality!

So today I dropped the wife off at work and came home to clean my apartment. First of all, at the beginning of every semester the apartment gets pretty hectic; seriously, you can't take a single step without getting book all over your foot or stabbing yourself with an ink pen. So cleaning was an absolute necessity. But whatever.
While I was cleaning I stumbled upon my Insure Oklahoma/O-EPIC bill and noticed that there were actually two bills in the damned letter! Initially, I had seen just the one and saw the due date as 9/05/09, so I wasn't too worried about it, but today I saw that the other bill was due nearly 20 days ago! The punishment for failing to pay a bill is termination of you O-EPIC insurance, but I hadn't received a letter yet saying that my insurance was terminated, so I panicked and assumed that I had still some time to take care of it. So I wrote a check to the bastards and placed it in the mailbox. I then checked my mail and, lo and behold, there was a letter from O-EPIC stating that my insurance has been terminated! I was so pissed that I screamed many vulgarities in front of laughing children and their jackass insured parents.
I came back home and wept a little and decided that weeping would do me little good, so I turned on a new live set I'd downloaded from Chicago Afro-Beat Project and resigned myself to finishing the cleaning of my apartment. I was grooving to the rhythms and almost forgot all about my insurance problem when suddenly the recording started chanting "You can't go to doctor 'cause you're uninsured!" And they're correct...